tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”

privatedicksimmons:

Look at this dweeb
Look at how grumpy he is
Look at how he’s pouting over them taking the Grifshot

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What a nERD, I love Dexter Grif„„„

momo-no-homo:

ok so yeah new homestuck or whatever thats cool and all but is andrew hussie okay??? is he getting enough sleep???? is he alright????

saotome-michi:

I leave Tumblr for half a day and then find Hong Kong all over my dash.

All I have to say is

  • I am very suspicious of people saying “stop a second Tiananmen Square Massacre happening” because wow way to conflate the two and ignore the different factors in each. Not to…

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

kada-bura:

doodlin * A *)/
roachpatrol:

rngrn:

+10 years probably 

HELLO
yourheadcanon:

[twelve year olds screaming in distance]
nowaitstop:

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

nickjonasstillhasdiabetes:

"i’m an asshole, i don’t give a fuck about anyone, the world is an awful place and I’m super cynical"

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draculahs